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Stevie is sitting on the Christmas tree
Mr. Stab is trying to smoke the mistletoe
Majid spiked some carrots with some LSD
And Craig's eating mince pies, going, "Ho ho ho!"
Satan didn't bring us any gifts this year
Oops, I mean Santa - yes - Santa Claus
Maybe it's because there is no chimney here
Maybe his corpse is in the boiler
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I don't want no coal or two front teeth
No stockings full of toys or sweets
The only wrapping that I wanna see
Is a plastic bag full of THC
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All I want for Christmas
Is loads and loads of drugs
Then you could be a witness
To a miracle from above
Santa said that I've been bad
But I guess it could be worse
I'll laugh if there's no presents
But I'll cry if there's no stuff
All I want for Christmas
Is loads and loads of drugs
Cos being sober on Christmas eve
Really, really sucks
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Craig left cyanide for Rudolph and friends
Majid said he'd quit the band, so we can't write any lyrics about him
Stab's making doobies out of old dog-ends
And Stevie's stealing money from charities
I don't want no coal or two front teeth
No stockings full of toys or sweets
The only wrapping that I wanna see
Is a plastic bag full of THC!
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All I want for Christmas
Is loads and loads of drugs
And you could be a witness
To a miracle from above
Santa said that I've been bad
But I guess it could be worse
I'll laugh if there's no presents
But I'll cry if there's no stuff
All I want for Christmas
Is loads and loads of drugs
Cos being sober on Christmas eve
Really, really sucks
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All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas
All I want for Christmas
-
All I want for Christmas
Is loads and loads of drugs
Then you could be a witness
To a miracle from above
Santa said that I've been bad
But I guess it could be worse
I'll laugh if there's no presents
But I'll cry if there's no stuff
All I want for Christmas
Is loads and loads of drugs
Cos being sober on Christmas eve
Really, really sucks
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Placenta Overdrive
05:20
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They throw you into the deep
Cos you're not ready, cos you
Sink like a stone
Like all the others
You spin round the drain
The plug is open but you
Never, ever
Reach the end
They'll give you a tag
You can't remove it, it's your
Product ID
Can't change the pricing
You're a commodity
And there's no refunds
Through the circles
You descend
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Drift into the mine
Depth charge from behind
I've got a new giver
Umbilical wire
Add to the cart
What a fine way to start
Surrogate mother
Helps me to die
Fall to the ground
Hear the cheer of the crowd
I've got a new bottle
My milk is black
Can't feel a thing,
Have I been raped again?
She wants my loving
Until I die
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A brand new womb
A shiny tomb
It's all placenta overdrive
A morning breeze
Sunset disease
Bad machine keeps me alive
She'll take care of you
She'll tell you what to do
It's all placenta overdrive
You just wanna breathe
You just wanna be
Living is just one big skive
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They'll stab you in the back
And drag you right up
Fight infinity rounds
Infinity
No towel to throw
Cos how you sweat is how they
Know that you're
Worth keeping
I once had to know
Know all the answers, so they
Told me where to go
(And where I would go)
I once had a friend
And then they killed him
Cos you're not allowed to
Go off-road
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Drift into the mine
Depth charge from behind
I've got a new giver
Umbilical wire
Add to the cart
What a fine way to start
Surrogate mother
Helps me to die
Fall to the ground
Hear the cheer of the crowd
I've got a new bottle
My milk is black
Can't feel a thing,
Have I been raped again?
She wants my loving
Until I die
-
A brand new womb
A shiny tomb
It's all placenta overdrive
A morning breeze
Sunset disease
Bad machine keeps me alive
She'll take care of you
She'll tell you what to do
It's all placenta overdrive
You just wanna breathe
You just wanna be
Living is just one big skive
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